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SONIC: His
name's in the title. You'd think that'd make him the star, huh? Turns out everyone else is
just so much more interesting than him.... poor guy. |
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TAILS: Short,
Fuzzy, Under-Age, Porn Star. All of these describe Sonic's once and former sidekick. Now
brother's doin it for himself in high-budget critically acclaimed adult feature films.
Truly, he is living the american dream. |
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KNUCKLES:
Self-made token "idiot" of the strip. He's just so goofy, how can you NOT love
him? He tends to get himself into trouble by being at the wrong place at the wrong time. |
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TY: Former
Author of the strip. The REAL author (me) decided author characters were kinda overdone so
after being sucked into the world inhabited by Sonic, Tails, and the rest of the crew,
he's just a normal guy. With LASERS! And cool light-hawkish sword. |
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MONONINJA:
Traditionalist ninja from ye olde land of the rising sun. Ever trying to prove his worth
as a hero, he has yet to really do anything right. His lifelong dream is to be recorded in
the annals of history as the greatest hero of all time.... so far, it's not going so well. |
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PERCIVAL
SWEETWATER: Truly an efficianado of the silver screen. Runs his own adult movie store, and
was once on broadway. Later taking a job as a video game character (Shadow), and after
being killed off his last resort was a lowly internet sprite comic. How the mighty have
fallen. |
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MECHA SONIC: The uncountable
number of robotic Sonics has just been upped one. Tails used some parts of a beta armor
suit that was meant for Ty to upgrade Mecha to this new form. His part in the strip is
limited by the fact that he refuses to do anything besides remind everyone how bad-ass he
is. |
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GREYMON: Formerly everyone's
favorite character, he has now been rotting away in a junk-yard for over 2 years. Poor
bastard. |
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NUMBER 9: He killed Tails,
had Greymon kill Sonic, and tried to dispose of Knuckles. Luckily, he was brought to
justice by Ty at the beginning of episode 02. |
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THE VILLAIN: The mastermind
behind all the evil in Episodes 1 and 2. He was however disposed of with little to effort
by using the most underhanded, primitive, and cowardly attack known throughout time;
getting kicked in the balls. |
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FELICITY SHAGCARPET: Tails'
ex-girlfriend and ex-co-star in his first and greatest adult masterpeice. She was taken
from this world by Mono after a mix-up in an assasination attempt. She was so young...and
so well stacked. Why do the pretty ones always pay? |